May 2013
webbabe:
half asleep and horny
nevvzealand:
thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it
send me a number
1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
paynenvy:
hahry:
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
“I’m really afraid to feel happy, because it never lasts.”
– Andy Warhol (via sahrana)
Walking in on someone you've been trying to avoid
uNFOLLOWER?????
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
wurnbo:
how to get out of bed
wake up
no
go back to sleep
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
“Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.”
– Unknown (via thisproximity)
“This is what love does: It makes you want to rewrite the world. It makes you...”
– David Levithan (via pavorst)
“We are not allowed this. We are allowed to be deeply into basketball, or...”
– Cheryl Strayed (via poemsbydes)
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
Who has Instagram 😏
I’ll just expand on that another day
3 tags
Oh Carson
How did we deal with each other all of these years? God, you drive me insane. You make me so mad. You bother me a lot. You try to hold my hands way too much. But it’s fine. You make me laugh way more than you bother me. You make me really happy. And that overrides everything else. I think the fact that you stuck around while everyone left is what makes you so special. I’m happy to call...
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
operameister:
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
agentgreenfishy:
poselikeateam:
fuck-i-just:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball...
zeldabuddy:
travelingmadness:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
amoying:
it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus
