crazy cat lady

"This is what love does: It makes you want to rewrite the world. It makes you want to choose the..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:33:41 -0700

“This is what love does: It makes you want to rewrite the world. It makes you want to choose the characters, build the scenery, guide the plot. The person you love sits across from you, and you want to do everything in your power to make it possible, endlessly possible. And when it’s just the two of you, alone in a room, you can pretend that this is how it is, this is how it will be.”

- David Levithan (via pavorst)

"We are not allowed this. We are allowed to be deeply into basketball, or Buddhism, or Star Trek, or..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:32:50 -0700

“We are not allowed this. We are allowed to be deeply into basketball, or Buddhism, or Star Trek, or jazz, but we are not allowed to be deeply sad. Grief is a thing that we are encouraged to “let go of,” to “move on from,” and we are told specifically how this should be done. Countless well-intentioned friends, distant family members, hospital workers, and strangers I met at parties recited the famous five stages of grief to me: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. I was alarmed by how many people knew them, how deeply this single definition of the grieving process had permeated our cultural consciousness. Not only was I supposed to feel these five things, I was meant to feel them in that order and for a prescribed amount of time.”

- Cheryl Strayed (via poemsbydes)

adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:19:40 -0700

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

Who has Instagram 😏

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:13:48 -0700

Who has Instagram 😏

I’ll just expand on that another day

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:13:35 -0700

I’ll just expand on that another day

Oh Carson

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:11:22 -0700

How did we deal with each other all of these years? God, you drive me insane. You make me so mad. You bother me a lot. You try to hold my hands way too much. But it’s fine. You make me laugh way more than you bother me. You make me really happy. And that overrides everything else. I think the fact that you stuck around while everyone left is what makes you so special. I’m happy to call you my best friend. I love how you’re so willing to do anything for me. How you know what’s right and wrong for me. My family always talks about you and it’s pretty neat. You practically live here since you’re here just about everyday to 7pm. I don’t know where I’m going with this

tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:07:13 -0700

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:06:49 -0700

justinancheta: Hell yeah lol!

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:06:44 -0700

justinancheta:

Hell yeah lol!

operameister: thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble: agentgreenfishy: poselikeateam: fuck-i-just: Next...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:41 -0700

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

zeldabuddy: travelingmadness: proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending proof-reads school...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:21 -0700

zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:13 -0700

amoying: it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:57 -0700

amoying:

it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:30:35 -0700

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spreadmywingsandlearntofly: Guest book.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:29:52 -0700

spreadmywingsandlearntofly:

Guest book.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 22:29:38 -0700

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:29:34 -0700

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mandycreates: kethera: coconutcoconutcoconut: youneedmeoryoure...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:50:42 -0700

mandycreates:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.

‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]

omg

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:50:01 -0700

brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:57:37 -0700

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister